10 Sex Positions You Need to Try
A Guide to Feeling Super Bold for the Super Bowl/Valentine’s Day
A Guide to Feeling Super Bold for the Super Bowl/Valentine’s Day
It’s the weekend we’ve all been waiting for: Super Bowl LVI and Valentine’s Day together at last. In the spirit of these rugged, body-on-body celebrations, I invite you to consider introducing something fresh to the bed and bring the victorious finish we’re all hoping for this weekend.
In case you’re wondering how to fill the time in between quarters or after hours on Valentine’s, do not worry. Here lies the extensive guide of some of my favorite team plays, along with other trick moves to help you single folks build the fantasy O-line you’ve been dreaming of.
Whether you’re your own MVP this Valentine’s Day or not, kick off the weekend’s raised tensions with these 10 winning positions.
1. Sideline Slide
With your partner behind you, lift your leg slightly for them to find your opening and slide in. Let them grab you from the back for grip. For a better view, move your upper body away from each other without sliding out so you can see each other’s faces.
2. Athletic-Trainer Table-top
Lie down and move to the edge of your chosen surface and have your partner stand in front of you. This position is a great way to keep eye contact and manage the difference in height you might be working with. As long as your surface keeps you at crotch height, you’re golden.
3. Wide Receiver
Lay back and rest your legs wide on their shoulders. Your partner should use their knees for a better aim for your G-spot. Try telling your partner to keep their hands placed on your hips during the position if they haven’t before.
4. Higbee, Hold Me
Like L.A. Rams’ tight end Tyler Higbee, ride the bench together face to face. Slide on top of your partner’s penis or strap-on and hold each other in a close embrace.
5. Touch (me) down!
Start by having your partner with their penis/strap-on sitting and get on top. Have your back facing them while they play safety and hold your back. This way, your partner gets to touch all parts of you from the back to the front.
6. Offside Penetrate
Turn to have your side face your partner. Hold a surface for security and bend to have one leg with a bent knee in the air and the other leg still to remain balanced. Your partner will leave one leg still with another leg underneath your bent knee to achieve a better angle of penetration.
7. #1 Tight End
Lay back with your knees raised while your penetrating partner sits above you facing the other way. The more shallow your movements are, the easier this tight position is.
8. Halftime Show
Give your partner a front-row seat to the show and open wide from a lower, upside-down ‘T’ position. The penetrating partner will squat to your opening and enter from above.
9. Linebacker Love
If you got a bigger-sized player on your team this year, let them sit back on an arm chair and relax with you on top. Their size will give you a chance to lift your legs over the chair’s arms and move up and down. Watch your MVP begin to edge with your direct eye contact.
10. Hail Mary
Teamwork makes the dream work. With the penetrating partner lying down, get on top in the opposite direction. Have your partner hold your legs to position their entrance while you hold their legs for balance.
Alright, single people, I know what you’re thinking.
“Bengals this, Rams that– when is someone going to RAM me, Kara?!”
In the event you’re a free agent this season, here are some honorable mentions to help make this weekend one for the books:
Eve’s Slim Pink Pleaser
This vibrating dildo is great for my mono-speed friends. It’s long enough to pleasure yourself from afar in case you don’t have the flexibility of an NFL cheerleader. Keep things spicy with yourself by moving the dildo around your field of play.
Bump Rechargeable Anal Vibe
Expand your anal play with this small, discrete vibrator. With 10 different pulses, the bump is great for foreplay, the main event, and the afterparty. Try the bump in bed, in the shower, in the locker room, etc.
Fleshlight Turbo Thrust
Enjoy oral with this mouth-like, wide-throated fleshlight. Fitting up to 8.5 inches, the masturbation sleeve recreates an intense sucking sensation. The internal ribbed design replicates tongue movement and deep throating. Take it slow… or not. Player’s choice.
Karalyne Moira Porter Ah-Hing — February 13th, 2022
