SEX 501: Advanced Sexting and Phone Sex Strategies
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But sometimes, a thousand words is worth a thousand words.
When the forefathers of modern technology developed instant messaging, it was a gift to society. Now, with an abundant array of messaging apps, you can put your fingers to work and say what needs to be said with just a short series of strokes.
However, it is my expert observation that the present-day e-dater is facing a crisis: dryness. Too many times have I sent explicit texts (well-crafted, I may add) and have been replied with an “oh?👀”
Oh? OH?? That’s it?!
I just put my whole vagina on the phone to speak to you and all you have to say is “oh?” Enough is enough. It is time to develop better sexting practices and change attitudes about phone sex.
That being said, welcome to SEX 501. I have studied sexting for four years in different long-distance relationships. In 2015, I began my field research on this subject on the Kik messenger app. So, as many of my early crushes can attest: I know what I’m talking about.
Learning Objective: The successful student in this course will develop knowledge of critical sex theory and contemporary decision-making processes in cybersex. Students will be able to identify what is appropriate to text back during an exchange, develop a key understanding of phone sex etiquette, collaborate on shared orgasms through virtual teamwork, and showcase mastery of cybersex strategies parallel to in-person techniques.
This master class is composed of four sexting principles and offers consideration of these fundamental skills for further advancement. Let’s get started.
Lesson 1: Show Your Ass-ets
You wouldn’t be here if you weren’t a little afraid to show some skin. It’s okay. If visual aids are hard for you to provide your partner with at the moment, begin by practicing in front of the camera by yourself.
This is a good way to see what your best angles are and what your partner’s point of view may be. Speaking as your partner’s advocate and an avid participant myself right now, take your pants off and show some ass. Or, if your partner is more interested in your top half, show that. Show something, damn.
Lesson 2: No Face, No Case
In the previous lesson, I noted how it was important to “show something.” But for the sake of my orgasm, do not show your face. Part of having good phone sex is recognizing that the fun and issue in it are the limitations.
Giving away the full picture, in the beginning, spoils the step-by-step experience. Phone sex is still sex that requires foreplay. So start the show with something small. Gradually move the camera with your sexting partner’s pace.
Lesson 3: Work with What You Got
When your partner sends you a text and you’re not sure what to say back, look through what has been said before and get creative. If they say something about how you make them feel, think about how you can exploit that feeling further.
To put it plainly: if your partner says something about your dick, say what you want them to do with it. If they say something about your ass, tell them how you want to put it on them. Think about the context of the conversation and use it to your advantage.
Lesson 4: Remember Your Manners
I don’t care if I said something that should be a Trina lyric – keep your manners. Requesting for pictures abruptly or moving to a subject we haven’t cleared yet makes people hesitant to reply.
No one is cumming with two hours of touch-and-go communication. For that reason, hold the momentum in a collaborative spirit and only ask for things in line with what's right at the time.
In moments like these, it’s important to think about what turns you all on and to let the rest of the conversation follow. If you’re still not sure where to start – flirt. They already like you, so anything you say is hot. Worse comes to worst, send them an emoji.
Karalyne Moira Porter Ah-Hing — March 14th, 2022
